“Alcoholic beverages and sex will be prohibited. The regulation will be strictly imposed.”
Monsters and Critics | Dec 4, 2007
Thai people have been banned from having sex or drinking alcohol on King Bhumibol Adulyadej’s 80th birthday tomorrow.
The king, who holds the title of the world’s longest reigning monarch, is hugely well-respected by the people of Thailand and it is tradition to honour his birthday by abstaining from certain pleasures and pastimes.
Rattana, a brothel receptionist, told Bangkok’s Jakarta Post newspaper: “Wednesday will be a national holiday. Our brothel will be closed. All bars, entertainment centres and massage parlours will also close.
“Alcoholic beverages and sex will be prohibited. The regulation will be strictly imposed.”
To mark the king’s birthday, the monarch has already had a $65,000 stadium in Nakhon Ratchasima named after him, it known as the His Majesty the King’s 80th Birthday Anniversary Stadium.
Celebrations for the monarch’s birthday begin today (04.12.07) with a four-day fireworks display starting at Phisanulok Road.
The colourful extravaganza will continue down the Chao Phraya River and finish at Benchakiti Park on Friday (07.12.07).
More than a million Thai people are expected to line the streets of Bangkok to see King Bhumibol make a public address from the balcony of the Grand Palace’s Chakri Maha Prasat Throne Hall at 10.30am tomorrow.
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14 responses so far ↓
dobropet // December 5, 2007 at 11:09 pm
Of course no sex should be conducted, especially in that getup! Is that gold he’s wearing, isn’t it a known fact that even the ancient gods, before the flood, and after the flood were never depicted wearing any sort of gold? And no, not the mortal gods of Egypt, they were not gods or even demi-gods, their pharonic rules were instilled for the olden gods to direct, besides, most of them were from later dynasties and not from the earlier ones, you know Thoth/Hermes and Asar/Osiris(Egyptian/Greek names, same deity). Besides, looks like thats what got him there, plenty of beer and sex, one day wouldn’t kill you, would it? Well, gotta run, my favorite show is on tonight, have to pick up a sixer and a floozy, good luck with that entire no fun in Thailand thing(or as I refer to it NAZI GERMANY) Adulyadej, best wishes!
wil // December 6, 2007 at 5:30 pm
I hope someday people can throw off the total con job and myth that there is still, if there ever was– such a thing as “royalty,” which is nothing more than an accident of birth for a few people who of course want to keep the benefits of this mass concept of delusion.
pjwalker911 // December 6, 2007 at 5:50 pm
I agree with Alan Watt who says the elites have been interbreeding for millenia for the purpose of breeding out humane qualities and breeding in the ruthless predatory qualities needed to maintain power throughout the centuries. There is absolutely nothing “noble” or “royal” about them. They are the lowest of the low in fact because of their mental/emotional, spiritual and moral deficits. They are merely inter-generationally interbred psychopaths whose only aim in life is to constantly increase their power to control and dominate other humans. Bertrand Russell stated that the goal of the elite was to keep on this path of breeding until humans and elites become like two completely different species.
I could go on, but to sum it up, what we are up against is a bunch of monsters with an insatiable appetite for power. They are the real threat to humanity, not terrorism or global warming.
The answer is not clear. There are four choices:
A) Let them continue to dominate and even worship them.
B) Kill them before they kill us.
C) Encourage them to reintegrate back into humanity somehow. Or..
D) Drive them underground.
I think it will require some combination of the above for humanity to free itself. Above all, the truth of their evil, deceit and tyranny throughout the centuries has to become common knowledge to the point that people no longer tolerate them and no longer go along with their artificial paradigm otherwise known as the Matrix.
dobropet // December 6, 2007 at 9:27 pm
You are correct in assessing that they interbred most of their families for rites to succession for this was the way to kingship even in the Bible days. The actual rules of succession are quite simple, in the time during Sumerian days to become the king through the ornate rules of the gods, your relationship to the throne had to be as thus-son of the king(first born), even higher acceptance to the throne was to be the first born through a half-sister(daughter of my father but not of my mother). These laws of rulership were granted and followed in the days after the flood, as in the days before the flood when the gods roamed the Earth. The strict adherance to the code meant strong allegiances in the gods themselves, when war or famine or other calamities befell, they would be instructed as to what measures to take for preparation for such events, such as the flood. It is indeed quite curious and peculiar as to why people still practice such ways today, though hard pressed as one may be to understand such nonsense-to the gods-it was their jealousy and trickery that led to most of the rules of succession. Their world was not much different from ours in their loves, jealousies, and travails. Which led to half breeding, for rites of leadership. These were the Nifilim”Those Who From Heaven To Earth Came”, the biblical Elohim(plural form) the sons of the gods who saw the daughters of man and took of those daughters from man to wed and multiply, before the biblical flood that washed away every known demi-god(son of a god, son of a human female, or vice-versa). It all was recorded years ago in epic tales known as “Enuma Elish” or “Erra Epos” or “Sumerian King Lists” or “Kingship in Heaven”, numerous others recounting the days before the flood, and after.
wil // December 7, 2007 at 10:45 pm
If I were Ki..mmm…what title should I choose—?–The Beatified One sounds good—spirits and merrymaking would be mandatory.
pjwalker911 // December 7, 2007 at 11:33 pm
Fy were king, I’d abdicate.
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stoplesemajeste // October 5, 2008 at 7:19 pm
Does the sex ban also apply to his majesty’s sex crazy son? The crown prince of Thailand, Sia O, will struggle to stay out of some girl’s nickers on his father’s birthday, that’s for sure!
Maynard // October 7, 2008 at 11:04 pm
Hah! Name any somn who is not sex crazy!
But, be serious about this. This is Thailand Thsi is the wish of their majesty, the logest reisning and proably the most sane of any monarch ever born on this planet.
Thailand is also going through a transition from a fake democracy under Thaksin to a real one under the current government. That is a very tough transition to make.
It measn that the people of Thailand have to change their allegiences from a government that bribed its way to power to a government that lets the economy and the people run on their own under legal restrictions as simple as “Thou shalt not kill thy neighbour” “Thou shalt not…”
For the Thai upper class, this kind of “Thou shalt not” stuff is like getting an anaestheic dart in the buttocks. Under Thaksin it was “You can do anything that seems OK to you, we will support you”
Now, the poorest little farm girl of voting age in Chiang Mai can help change the course of history. She is suddenly not a possesion to be sold but a woman, a citizen.
That is an immense barrier to go through. The turmoil of that transition in the UK lasted 60 years from the time when women had no vote to the time when they had equal rights. Make that quasi-equal. The battle is still going on 100 years or more later. “Glass ceilings” etc.
Help the Thai people through this period as much as you can. By kind words, by respecting the police and military for their restraint and for dsitancing themselves from the conflict. Thailand is a major Asian country whcih controlsl much of the sea and food supply in the area, and in some cases in the world. They have a good relationship with China, similar to Hong Kong, but without being part of China. Just friends. They argue sometimes, but it usually gets fixed. Typically it goes “(China) “You must do this in the name of our freindship” (Thai reply) Indeed, our friendship is strong and must remain so, but in this instance we feel that our national pride and respect for our citizens in our democracy is at stake. This is why we ask you to seek an alternative direction that is agreable to both our countries.
In US terms “bullshit”
In Asian terms “polite negotiation”
Chinese reply “Indeed we reepect your national pride, and will do our utmost to help youi n respect of your commitment to your citizens under your democratic system”
A polite and genuinely productive discussion. If a US agency had been in that discussion, then nuclear war would be on the horizon.
China respects Thailand (with its limitations), which respects Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Malaysia, Indonesia etc. The more countries you put in then the more difficult the equation/relationship. Sure, there is a lot of negotiating going on. Sure China has a hell of a weight when they talk, but then so did the US once upon a time, in the old days. But China’s weight is limited by a lack of trust. By alliances to the west that are a buffer. Buta buffer that the local people no longer believe in.
Why? Because the US abandoned Taiwan. After all the talk, after all the weapons sales, Taiwan felt naked. They were sure that the US would not back them up in the event of a conflict. If they weren’t backed up then they would be dead in 4 days.So they went Chinese. So China has gently achieved everything the US did not want.
Comment: American politics cannot be depended on. Your friend today, your enemy tomorrow.
Thought: America, after the bank bust is now a second-rate power. China has more cash than the USA. China has more allies than the USA. China has a population that dwarfs the USA.
Hmmmm.
But, if you out them all in a conference room in ture privacy and said “What is your worst problem, your nightmare” They would all say as one voice “The USA, those idiots, they understand nothing”
Maynard // October 7, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Damn, a lot of spellung mistooks! No way to change/Edit. OK, no prob. I just go hang myself! Hah!
steven walker // February 2, 2009 at 5:00 pm
how there they do that specaily on the thais kings birthday i must say i hope everything went well on his special day? i love thailand best place ever and by looking at the photo of the thai king what a fantasic pic
Junenard // July 19, 2009 at 12:27 am
Why would China want to respect Thailand’s democratic system, being how China is a totalitarian dictatorship under the Communist Party?
The US political power changes all the time, because obviously they elect different idiots all the time like Obama… But, they only last 4 or 8 years at most…
With China, consider how they treat their own citizens, then consider how they treat Uighurs, and Tibetans and the Tawainese people. All with threats of violence… even war!
And if you lived in China, you know, China isn’t 1.3 billion Chinese at all… That is another cheat, which the Communist Party uses, to sound big when they talk…
The truth is, China is weak, unstable and a failure… as they only exist by exporting 90% of their GDP to foreigners, which they are willing to pollute their own country for it!
Think what former Taiwan President said…
“A slave state that uses the false promise of its booming economy to dupe the free world into appeasing its tyranny. As long as the capital from free countries continues to pour into China, China’s already oppressive practices will become more entrenched and the ensuing and ever-expanding militarism will make the likelihood of transition to a peaceful country ever more unlikely.
China is rapidly building up the economic, military, technological and diplomatic power of its slave system. Under conditions that are tantamount to enslavement by the state, business from capitalist countries are enticed by cheap, obedient labor and cheap land and facilities owned by the state. If China insists on maintaining its one-party dictatorship, if it continues to exploit and suppress its people at home and expand its military threats against its democratic neighbors, then China will retain its current status and we will continue to witness the rise of a militarist hegemony.” – Former Taiwan President Lee Teng-hui
Which do you prefer idiots or immoral Communist bent upon your submission?
With idiots you can teach, with immoral criminals, who demand your submission, that’s going to be rather difficult.
What you fail to realize is that Chin’s and Thai’s interest ae just that, share interest only! If you look at China’s values, no human rights for example, you see Thai’s value are not the same at all under a democracy.
Blaming the U.S. for being idiots is a poor excuse to side with Communist Party in China.
Be careful for what you wish for… China is already taking over Thailand….
pjwalker911 // July 19, 2009 at 12:40 am
Everything you say about China is true, however in this globalist age, countries matter for nothing to the elite of those countries. They are internationalists and any way to increase their power and wealth will be utilized regardless of how many people are hurt or marginalized. This goes for the elite of America, China and even Thailand which is actually run by a feudal military junta, whose “democracy” is as fragile as rice paper in the wind, whose leaders are ousted from office like clockwork every year. While it is right for an individual to identify with their country, to be patriotic and defend their homeland, it is wrong to identify with their corrupt leaders. This is the point which many Thais miss out on.
daniel a. // October 9, 2009 at 1:28 am
The king is impotent BUT his only son is SEX MANIAC. !!!!