TROUBLED actor Charlie Sheen wants to marry both his bottle blonde girlfriends – as he sets out to create a “porn family.
The hard-living actor, 45, has declared undying love for porn star Rachel Oberlin and model Natalie Kenly – the 24-year-olds he calls his “goddesses” – since moving them both into his Los Angeles mansion.
His dream appeared to be in tatters on Saturday when Oberlin, aka porn actress Bree Olsen, walked out. Sheen revealed on Twitter she had left, and invited applications for a replacement.
But she returned to his home above Beverly Hills and he jubilantly told pals: “She’s back.”
The Two and a Half Men star plans a ”commitment marriage” – a non-legally binding ceremony used by polygamous families in America to get around laws against having more than one spouse.
“Charlie has strong feelings for both Rachel and Natalie and thinks their relationship is much more healthy and loving than most marriages,” a source told Sunday Mirror in the UK.
“He would love to make both of them his wives. He thinks they are going to be very happy together for a long time.
“Despite having two women living with him, life in Charlie’s house is surprisingly normal.”
Last week Oberlin defended the threesome, saying: “I’ve always felt that a man should be able to be with as many women as he likes.”
Sheen took both his girlfriends on holiday in the Bahamas with his estranged wife Brooke Mueller, 33, mother of his two-year-old twins Bob and Max.
The toddlers were taken away from Sheen by police and are now with Mueller, who has been granted a temporary restraining order against her estranged husband. Afterwards Sheen accused her of smoking crack during their holiday.
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In a TV interview he showed off a “shrine” to the twins, with Bob’s drinking cup on a shelf. Sheen – recently in hospital after a suspected cocaine overdose – said: “This is the actual sippy cup that Bob was holding the other night.”
He said he and his girlfriends would touch the bottle as a good-luck ritual whenever they passed by.
On another TV show last night Sheen accepted an invitation from Oscar-winning actor Sean Penn to go to Haiti with him to help victims of last year’s earthquake.
In an odd response he told Access Hollywood: “If I can bring the attention of the world down there, then clearly this tsunami keeps cresting.”
Sheen, whose rambling interviews and now record-setting tweets (he broke the Guinness Book of Records with 1 million followers on Twitter in 25 hours and 17 minutes) have brought him unparalleled notoriety, now has a live stream at ustream.tv.
Calling the show “Sheen’s Korner,” Sheen was accompanied by two men and one of his “goddesses” Kenly.
“Everyone is wondering where the other half (Rachel Oberlin) of this goddess beauty is. She had to take care of some business in some town in middle America. We love you, we miss you,” Sheen said.
Sheen apparently resorted to airing his own show to avoid speaking with major broadcast news networks, at the insistence of his lawyers. Minutes after going live, Sheen held up a bottle of red liquid, saying that he wanted to thank “the makers of tiger blood” who he said had sponsored the show.
He also greeted his five children and took a swipe at his ex-wives.
“If you’re watching, tell mom to leave the room, because it’s on.”
In a rambling monologue, at times interrupted by his friends in the background, Sheen discussed winning, showed several photos of cats and dogs fighting, said he was going to take a phone call from the president, declared he had the “boogers of a seven-year-old” before blowing into a white handkerchief or tissue, and referred to either himself or the show as a “movement.”
“Everyone who has been supporting this entire movement is winning,” said Sheen, who smoked throughout the hour-long show.
Winning was a recurring theme, with Sheen at one point showing the word “winning” tattooed on his wrist.
He also read out a list of “winners,” including an eagle that survived a crash and an 80-year-old woman named Josie Dimples, who he said had sent him a message via Twitter.
More than 90,000 viewers watched much of the show, which has the tagline “You’re either in Sheen’s-Korner or you’re with the trolls”, according to the ustream.tv log in counter.